The Department of Shhhh™: Officially Full
- agentorangechild
- Jun 26
- 2 min read
Over the past 72 hours, I launched a Twitter takedown campaign like no other —
Not out of rage, but out of sheer, documented truth.
Every tweet? A reflection of silence turned into satire.
Every image? A receipt. A record. A reckoning.
Because when every agency fails — you don’t get justice.
You get sarcasm.
And then you get The Hague.
🔥 Here’s Who Was Referred to The Department of Shhhh™:
📌 @UNHumanRights @UN
Filed under: “We wrote a footnote. In 2014. No one read it.”
📎 The Department of Shhhh™ – Global Affairs Unit™
📌 @WHO
Filed under: “Peer-reviewed. Published. Ignored.”
📎 The Department of Shhhh™ – Health Isn’t Our Problem™
📌 @dfat
Filed under: “Roundtable scheduled. No table. No one round.”
📎 The Department of Shhhh™ – Foreign Affairs Division™
📌 @OECD
Filed under: “Profits? Binding. Rights? Vibes.”
📎 The Department of Shhhh™ – Business Before Bodies Division™
📌 Investment Committee
Filed under: “Morality: Out of stock. Action: Not profitable.”
📎 The Department of Shhhh™ – Capital Before Consequences Division™
📌 @DVAAus
Filed under: “Your DNA isn’t covered under current legislation.”
📎 The Department of Shhhh™ – Historical Inconvenience Team™
📌 @AlboMP
Filed under: “Accountability, law, and decency – all out of stock.”
📎 The Department of Shhhh™ – Prime Minister’s Office™
🧨 And when that department got too full?
Hi. The Department of Shhhh™ is full.
So I brought The Hague.
Want to know why I’m doing this?
Because silence is strategic.
Because systems don’t change unless you break the performance.
Because what they don’t expect…
is a civilian with the law, a phone, and a voice.
👊 Stay loud. Stay sarcastic. Stay on record.
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